Asuncion....

is hot as fuck, dangerous as fuck, and poor as fuck, but man they have good night clubs. and everything is dirt cheap. As i´m writing, its 105 degrees and I´m dripping bullets.

They have their own type of bacon wrap. Its a hamburger with steak, sliced up with an egg, then topped with mayo, onion, and some spicy sauce on 2 buns. 2 bucks. fucking great when you are drunk at 4:45am (which was early when we left).

I met 3 austrailians (2 brothers, one sister) at the paraguayian embassy in uruguay. they were just getting their visas and i was arguing with the lady. We talk and they are super cool so we go eat burger king together. steakhouse burger is amazing btw. They say they will be in paraguay the same time i will. We get each others emails, but i forget to write them.

By the time I got to asuncion, I completely forgot about them. But lo and behold, while walking down one of asuncions streets, I look inside some small restaurant and see those crazy dreads that one of the brothers had. Life is cool sometimes. We end up going out for the whole night, and you should have seen these dudes at the club. Its valentines day, and all the single girls are out. These 2 boys are lifeguards, and also rugby players. Every girl we walk by cant get their eyes off of em. But they cant speak 3 words of english. I ended up being translator for a good amount of the night, which was great for practice and seeing these guys have a great time. This club played reat electronica music, and i think i heard a justice sample at one point. Come 4:30, House of Pain´s jump around came on and i knew it was time to go. The austrailians are gonna be in LA april 24ish, I´ll need help showing them a good time. I told em we will definitely go to standard downtown, seven grand, and the dime, but Ill need suggestions of where else to go.

Enjoy the action shots....they have become so much fun that I do them in all the important tourity spots. However, I was unabhe to get the best action shot possible, while disrespecting an argentinian grave in the giant touristy cemetary. Heres the set up: The grave was of a general, and his statue was bending down in a rather provocative manner while setting flowers on his own grave (strange, i know). Standing next to him was a woman statue with a good set. My idea: Climb up the 10 foot tall pedastal and fuck the general in the ass while grabbing the woman´s tits. Discuss.

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